Birbet Mosto D’Uva
This is a lightly sparkling, sweet red from Italy. It’s one of those bottles you buy at a tasting and then watch collect dust on your shelf, because how often do you want a sweet sparkling red?
When finally popped, it turned out to be really delicious, although one glass was enough. High school kids and elderly women would crush this with similar levels of enthusiasm.
Cost about $15.